Marcia | A Chronicle of the life of an Everywoman as Perceived by a Suspender-and-Tie-Wearing Cartoon Character Named, Coincidentally, Marcia.

Quick Bites

Expiration Date
Trainwrech
Family Reunion
Weather Report
Airbrush
Whole World in His Hands
News
Coffee Talk
When
Another Year
Comcast
Wake Up Call
Memory
Chasing Rainbows
Outside the Box
Miss My Mommy 1
Miss My Mommy 2
Miss Your Mommy
When An Atheist Sneezes
And the winner is...
Ms. Manners, I Presume
Poetic License
Blind Man's Bluff
Accentuate the Positive
Now You See Her...
It's Scientific
Hair There and Everywhere
Morning People
Do tell!
People who need...
Symphony
Show and Tell
Make-over
High Hope
Too small.
Lost her mind?
Toothbrush
Poker Face
Songs
First Day of School
Multi-tasks
Sleeps
Grip.
Hangs on
Grampa plays.
Time will Tell.
High
Up-to-date.
Smile.
Oops!
Gramma's test.
Wrinkle in Time.
Carries
Nose-y
Faint praise.
Lost.
Year in Review.
Blows...
Blank
Entrance -ing
Thin.
Poof!
Plastered.
A Sign of the Times
Gobble, gobble!
Lost...
Night at the Opera.
Take off.
Different strokes.
Vegas Calories
Dollars and Pounds
Spin doctor.
The great outdoors.
Courage
Square peg.
Directions?
All I said...
Stops to smell the roses
Drops the ball.
No?
Under the Weather.
Just shorter.
Prepares
Behind the Times.
Keeps her head
Control
Holding...
Transparency
Public Speaking
Mine Doesn't Work
Marcia meets the Scale
You Are What You Eat
Safe Sex
Are You Home?
First Day With a Car Phone
Distraction
Conscientious Objectors
Can This Marriage Be Saved? 2
Fear of stalling.
Cockeyed
Crabby
Reads Between the Lines
Who knew?
Meditates
Laughs
Dress
Multi-tasks
Head in the Clouds
Windows Wiped?
Topless
KO
Facebook
Rolling in the Deep
No clue.
Surprise!
Sings.
Every cloud must have...
The Grand Inquisition
Thumbs
Rat Race
Birthday
High School Reunion
Speaking the same language
Silver Linings
Eyes Wide Shut
All In The Name
Nightmare Alley
Long Live the Queen
Exit Here
Don't Cry Out Loud
Friend or Foe?
How to Make a Parrot
Everything Old...
The Magician
Pillow Talk
Coming Around Again

Peaple

The New AuPear
Peabody
Pea Brain
New Foreign Exchange
Henny YoungPea
Pea Bargain
Pea For A Day
R.S.V....
Pear Pressure
Pear Tart
Pea Singer
Peanut
Sonny and Pear
Peas and Carrots
Peas and Q's
Peas and Quiet
Black-eyed Peas
Before They Were Famous
Casa Peapod
Peas-ful Co-Existence
Peas De Resistance
Jeepers Creepers
How Long Will Your Mother Stay?
I Think We're The Oldest...
Peacasso
Pea-ness Envy
Peaple
Peaps in a Pod
Meet the Peatles
Peaple's Choice
Podcast
Howdy, Podner
Power to the Peaple
Queen Pea
Shattered Peas
Old Peas
Shucked
Smashed Peas
There's One in Every Pod
V.I.Peas
War and Peas
Peas With Honor
Whirled Peas
Spoons and Forks
You've Let Yourself Go
Pear-ish
Poached Pear
Quit Being Shellfish
Peas
Jack Pickleson
Podtime Stories
Warren Peatty
Peasful Intervention
The Great Peatender
Norma Despair
$stress fracture$
The Diplomat
Plump Crazy

Fantasy Island

Sticks and Stones
EraseHer
Ebb and Flow
The Story Teller
Which Way
Sign of the Times
Greener Grass
Neverland
A Smoggy Day
I Can See
Where's the Fork?
As If
One Nation
If
Kindergarten Flunkout
Stranger Danger
The Wave
Old Dogs
Rhodes
Scales

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On Facelifts, Part One
On Facelifts, Part Two
On Looks
On Attitude
On Personal Heroes
Covered Mirrors
You know you're getting older when...
Rich or famous?
Too smart to switch.
Ears
On getting older.
Apologizing apples.
Our son would give anything...
On Insecurity
I love...
Haven't changed...
On hasty generalizations
On being beside oneself.
On Astrology.
Scenes from a marriage.
Silver threads...
What price glory?
On the other hand...
Tomorrow is another day...
Enough is enough!
Nothing's Impossible...
Office Job
Fair and Foul
Which Way Is Up?
Who Do You Trust?

Act 3

Grandparents

Still Milo.
He's precocious!
Finishing a dream.
Grampa takes the day off.
My friend, Gramma
I love you, too.
Let's talk about...
A fireman called Milo.
Sweetface not available.
Not the least bit tired.
Fireman Milo
I didn't see the edge coming.
Milo needs a hug.
Milo goes to Smart School.
Gramma tells Milo about her work.
Milo's asleep?
Milo wants to stay.
Milo makes Gramma's day.
Picture day
Hilarious, Gramma!
Off ya go...
I'm eating a pig?
Baby news.
I'll show him stuff...
A room with a view.
Waiting for Eliza.
Eliza Reese born!
Milo's tears.
Eliza meets Milo.
Maybe I'm a little jealous.
I laugh in my brain.
Good job, Gramma!
Songs in pockets.
Milo's opinion.
Eliza's a little cranky.
Hugs and kisses, please.
Milo's getting bigger!
I'll be an old man!
Milo gets his shots.
Who's that baby?
Speaking the same language.
Tiny bubbles.
Sleepovers.
Where's Eliza?
Eliza wants Gramma.
Who's that buddy?
Eliza says, "Milo".
Queen of the gutter.
More like a husband...
Digging up mummies, part 1.
Digging up mummies, part 2.
Exactly like you!
Want to come to the park?
Retire?
Out of tune and out of step
Spend more time with you
Carry you out?
Irreplaceable, part 1
Irreplaceable, part 2
Irreplaceable, part 3
Grampa sits with Milo.
What will I do?
What will you do?
Great idea!
Gramma's blank canvas.
Don't have to die first.
Eliza wants an orange.
Cure for Eliza's cold.
Deathwich.
Milo's joke.
Eliza wants a cookie.
Milo's cartoon idea.
Gramma's toes.
Milo's Easter egg.
News for Eliza.
Jealous all over again.
We'd better hang out more...
If jokes are medicine...
I don't know where this is going.
Just like Milo.
Laser eye glasses.
How about if I walk?
This! No, that!
Gramma's song.
Not into love so much.
Grampa pays the bill.
Cool, tough dude.
Eliza loves...
Milo's growing pains.
Sitting tight.
Time to go to the hospital?
Can This Marriage be Saved?
We can stop for coffee.
False alarm
Matt needs...
Manning Seven is born!
Milo gets a boy cousin!
I want my baby brother.
You're so cute, Mister!
A little squirt.
I'm here to help you.
Milo's hugs.
Sometimes Milo gets lonely...
Eliza's pickle.
Something I said?
Gramma's gray hair.
Milo's important meeting.
Date with a short, bald guy.
Everyone's a critic.
Eliza's flute.
Please and...
Hangman
TMI
Afterlife?
Gotcha!
Eliza changes her mind.
Irresistable Milo.
Grampa says, "No."
Who do you call?
I love your house.
Milo's sadness.
Gramma's rule.
Pizza potty.
Manny's outfit.
I'll draw you Jewish.
I'll draw them Jewish, too.
Milo's soccer game.
I blew it.
Milo's question.
Sprinkles?
Gramma's busy.
Monday, Monday
Eliza's crush.
The old gray mare...
House is big enough.
Milo wants to play.
Joe retiring?
A couple of small things.
Jerry's gold watch.
The pleaser.
Stormy weather.
Fortune cookies.
Second opinions.
One too many.
Not on the menu.
Someone to laugh with.
Ask a silly question.
Old McDonald
Just in case.
Eliza jumps!
Manny on the move.
Four questions?
Gelt.
Manny's first word.
Talk the talk.
:-(
Manny loves Eliza.
Gramma tries.
Milo's Toon
Eliza's Colors
Eliza's Good Reason
Big Brownie, Little Tummy
Oytmeal
Cookies!
Milo's joke
Totally Cool
Red Hots
Rolling in the Dough

Empty Nest

Wish you didn't have to work...
Miss your brother?
Mom saves coupons
Too tired to laugh.
Jenny's high score.
Think of all the money we'll save!
Laugh riot.
Look at me now!
Company car.
"Dirty Dancing" and "The Care Bears"
Bloomingdale's!
Only one opinion counts
Do you have experience?
Jenny's grades.
Off key.
Mom's home sick.
She's got the flu, and I've got the guilts.
Elevator music.
Jenny's social life.
You're afraid of thunder.
You couldn't call?
You're the matador.
I am terrific!
Mom's nervous.
You think it's easy raising a mother?
I'm doing my homework.
She just read "Sally Forth"
My standards are higher.
She's going like that?
I don't do floors.
Jenny's shot.
You're getting flabby.
Exercise was a bust.
Jenny's advice.
Can I bring a friend?
She's always behind "The Times."
Are you home?
Jon's home.
Free at last!
Can this marriage be saved?
Why don't they call?
Waiting for the phone, part 2
Waiting for the phone, part 1
Hair-brained.
Hair today, gone tomorrow.
F-f-forty.
Ballroom dancing.
You're not needed.
The man must lead.
Mom connects with the ball.
Two again.
Trip down memory lane.
Mom's Fried Chicken
A little extra cash
Parents weekend, part 1
Parents weekend, part 2
Woman to watch...
What will they watch you do?
Class reunion.
Get a job.
First row center to...
Start all over.
Hi, Jean!
Nothing in common?

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Empty Nest